Panic Attack.

From the Onion. A sample of a political panic attack is given that made me want to laugh until i cried. Literally or figuratively speaking, a little from column A, a little from column B.

"Where are the children? Someone overprotect the children! They cannot be exposed to this kind of illuminative reasoning. Their young, open minds are much too vulnerable to independent thought. We have to shield them behind our unshakable intolerance for critical thinking."

Read the full meltdown here. You won't be sorry.